Can you believe it? I couldn’t either. In fact, I had to go to their website just to verify they actually sold stuff like the trail preserves we’re reviewing this evening. Fortunately I found out that these Martha Stewartesque products have just enough chiles in them to PRESERVE a guy’s machismo when he eats them. (Get it?) Anyway, we’ll be talking to Johnny and eating spicy congealed fruit stuff, so join us. SEE YOU AT 9E/6P!